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“There are three signs of senility. The first sign is that a man forgets his theorems. The second sign is that he forgets to zip up. The third sign is that he forgets to zip down.”
Paul Erdős
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“When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass!”
Bobby Knight
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life’s realities.
Dr. Seuss
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.”
Ed Bluestone
“There bloomed the strawberry of the wilderness; The trembling eyebright showed her sapphire blue, The thyme her purple, like the blush of Even; And if the breath of some to no caress; Invited, forth they peeped so fair to view, All kinds alike seemed favourites of Heaven.” -
William Wordsworth
Boy: “Hey, I’ve got this one!”
Girl: “My Mom told me, if I’ve got this one, I can get each of that one.”
“That was a charming invitation,” she murmured, then arched a brow when the man peeled open his fly patch and wagged his personality at her. “Oh, look, kitty. A teeny-tiny little penis.” She smiled, leaned just a bit closer. “Better take care of it, asshole, or my pussy here might mistake it for a teeny-tiny little mouse and bite it off.” It made her feel better to see what there was of his pride and joy shrivel before he closed his flaps.”
― J.D. Robb, Naked in Death
― J.D. Robb, Naked in Death
“Marriage and especially the ceremony which announces it, the wedding… That is how we say to the world, ‘These two are now a family, and with this joining our families are joined, too. And you had damned well better respect that.”
― Eileen Wilks, Blood Magic
― Eileen Wilks, Blood Magic
