If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s a common mistake. You have to let nudity “happen.”

Jack Handy

“The most beautiful make-up of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy.”

Yves Saint Laurent

“For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it. For every truth there is an ear somewhere to hear it. For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it.”

Ivan Panin

“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”

Billy Crystal

Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.

-Unknown.

Life is like a game of cards. The hand you are dealt is determinism; the way you play it is free will.

Az élet olyan, mint egy kártyajáték. A kiosztott lapok adottak, de ahogy játszod őket, az szabad akarat.

Jawaharlal Nehru

Nem az vagyok én, akit a tükörben látok, hanem aki a tükörbe néz.

Müller Péter