
“I do not trust people who don’t love themselves and yet tell me, ‘I love you.’ There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt.”
― Maya Angelou
― Maya Angelou


“You should shower,” I said. “Right now.”
“I smell that bad?” (Patch)
Actually, he smelled that good.”
Becca Fitzpatrick, Hush, Hush

“Well, sure, but I don’t bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented the missionary position.”
Janet Evanovich, Motor Mouth