all the beauty today

“I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic, and a progressive religious experience.” Shelley Winters

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life’s realities.
Dr. Seuss

via nousvivronsensemble

“The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness
of the human race than the discovery of a star.”

Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

“Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.”
― Dorothy Parker

“Noble deeds and hot baths are the best cures for depression.”
― Dodie Smith, I Capture the Castle

“What’s visible is sometimes harder to see than what’s invisible. See-through clothing and the subsequent erections they cause come to mind.  ”
― Jarod Kintz

“I am in fact a hobbit (in all but size). I like gardens, trees and unmechanized farmlands; I smoke a pipe, and like good plain food (unrefrigerated).”
― J.R.R. Tolkien

trillg:

i always wondered what these gymnasts looked like naked!

“The “feminine” woman is forever static and childlike. She is like the ballerina in an old-fashioned music box, her unchanging features tiny and girlish, her voice tinkly, her body stuck on a pin, rotating in a spiral that will never grow.”
― Susan Faludi, Backlash: The Undeclared War Against Women

“Tonight was… well, it was perfect for me too. You’ve turned my world upside down. I’ve fallen in love with you, chica, and it scares the fuckin’ shit outta me. I’ve been shakin’ all night, because I knew it.I’ve tried to deny it, to make you think I wanted you as a fake girlfriend, but that was a lie.”
― Simone Elkeles, Rules of Attraction

“Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon.”
― A.A. Milne

“My body is my journal, and my tattoos are my story.”
― Johnny Depp

It’s not that fun if you flash your tits as a customer… But what if the McDonald’s clerk flashes tits?! :-)

“If wild my breast and sore my pride,
I bask in dreams of suicide,
If cool my heart and high my head
I think ‘How lucky are the dead.”
― Dorothy Parker, The Complete Poems of Dorothy Parker